Roadside Memorial

By Justin

Please, please do me a favor.  If by some stroke of fate I end up dieing in a tragic roadside accident, please don't erect a memorial in my honor.  I figure I have annoyed enough people in my life than to keep on annoying the guys who have to mow around my memorial long after I depart from earth.

This random thought brought to you by 23 hours alone in a car back and forth between El Paso and Lubbock, twice...