So the way I see it, we shouldn’t be caught with our pants down, EVER. With that in mind I propose the following Posse, just in case we need it.
Ethan: Since you have access to the bat phone that actually reaches
Armand: As chief pilot, you will fuel the plane, log the flight plan, arrange for refueling in route (because that would be cool to see) and prepare to teach the posse how to sky dive in route. Next call Trey then go pick him up.
Trey: I ain’t jumping out of a plane sober. You are to run to Binny’s. Pick up a bottle of something hard and then a glass of wine. Every good posse starts with an appropriate gentleman like toast, but I will need more alcohol in my system prior to jumping. Next call Justin. Finally, head to the closest airfield for Armand to pick you up.
Justin: I will get to NAS Fort Worth for pick up by Armand and Trey. Along the way I will grab the extra underwear I will need once I jump out of the plane as well as the Google maps satellite picture of
Finally: Armand will do his in flight “How to Sky Dive in One Easy Lesson” and fly the plane at the same time. Our respective wives will huddle and pray for our sanity. We will jump when the red light goes green (that is how it works in the movies). Armand will land the plane, avoid being arrested by the MPs for breaking some pretty serious rules and head over to Scotts house.
We will arm ourselves with imaginary swords and take to the streets of
There now you can’t say we aren’t PREPARED.
Speaking of a Posse search party, anyone heard from the President?